February 2012
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
montaguemarin:
meganthestarkid:
wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey:
HOBBITS UNITE!
Hell yeah
DAMN STRAIGHT
4’11” and damn not straight.
My wife is laughing over nothing. She's having a...
“ARE YOU WAITING FOR MORE??!!?!?1 *HACKCOUGHHACKLAUGHCOUGHHACKLAUGHCOUGH*
etosaurus asked: This is going to sound dumb but...
lampfaced:
You don’t sound dumb. c: I think I remember that Neopet! A.. Ruki? Is that what they’re called? I dunno.
It’s a Ruki. I owned some 50 of them back in the day *Veteran of 8 years on Neopets* 8D
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“They’re fictions. Nothing happens to them… This childish idea that the author of a novel has some special insight into the characters in the novel… it’s ridiculous. That novel was composed of scratches on a page, dear. The characters inhabiting it have no life outside of those scratches. What happened to them? They all ceased to exist the moment the novel...
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Just finished The Fault In Our Stars After 18...
My heart hurts.
Going to see Arrietty today. See ya'll tonight!
person: I'm not sure what to do, any advice?
HP fandom: eat some Chocolate, It'll help
THG fandom: stay alive
Sherlock fandom: not my division
Doctor Who fandom: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Supernatural Fandom: Salt the doors. Don't talk to crossroad demons.
Homestuck: Don't turn your back on the body.
MLP Fandom: Ask for your friend's advice!
Poptarts
Poptart wrappers are disturbing. They’re silver, they come in the official box, and they have absolutely no effect on your purchase of the poptarts at all. We buy it because the box is pretty and the food on the front of it is pretty.
So why is it Poptarts has a Foil Forum discussion are, regarding the feedback on their new foil design. I’ve seen no change. I could definitely be...
I’ve been making music lately. Have a...
mediafire link ...
shrineheart:
Evayo: I got Slyrim, by the way. 83
The Rattlecat: SLYRIM
The Rattlecat: AWWWW YEAAAH
Evayo: ...............................Yup, that's the one.
Evayo: Slyrim.
The Rattlecat: XDDD
Evayo: The game where you've got maximum swag.
Shrineart's Easel: Help A Friend →
shrineheart:
If you guys could help out my friend here I would be incredibly grateful. She’s trying to make a very big move in her life and really need a leg up to do so. She is, right now, living in a rather negative environment for self growth and is rather convinced that her interests, emotions, and life…
What if teachers had to deal with fandoms in...
Harry Potter: Children, stop swishing your pencils around, and pay attention.
The Mortal Instruments: Your mothers will NOT be happy if you she sees all this mess on your arms!
The Hunger Games: Stop trying to kill each other, honestly.
Percy Jackson: I know you can read the assignment. Stop pretending you can't.
Divergent: For God's sake, get off the roof!
Twilight: When we bleed, we go to the nurse. Drinking the blood will make us sick, understand?
The Maze Runner: Wicked is a bad word!
Gossip Girl: Gossiping is unkind, and is also against school rules.
Glee: And again with the singing...
Percy Jackson: Give me the pen....now.
Twilight: Charles, come inside! For the last time, your skin will never sparkle!
The Hunger Games: Stop caressing your bread, and save it for lunch, children.
Eragon: Murmuring gibberish under your breath won't get you out of detention.
Doctor Who: Stop trying to sonic everything.
Sherlock: Stop deducing everyone; it isn't nice.
Fullmetal Alchemist: If you clap or snap your fingers ONE more time, you're all getting detention!
Digimon: Stop playing with your Digivice. You can save the Digital World after class.
Homestuck: No, you will *not* reach God Tier if somebody jabs you with a stick very hard.
Digimon: For the last time, Timmy, diving headfirst at a computer with your digivice will /not/ take you to a magical world.
Pandora Hearts: No, this is not the Abyss. Stop trying to get to Chains because there's no way out. At least not until you graduate.
Pandora Hearts: Honey, that's enough meat for now. Eat some damn vegetables.
Hetalia: I'm glad you've taken an interest in world politics but Billy you can't declare war on Damien because he took your pasta.
Pokemon: No, you cannot leave class to go on a pokemon journey.
Precure: For the last time, please stop attacking random objects because they look like Zakenna. Also, no phones.
Amnesia: I didn't give you detention, what are you doing in the corner? ... Why are you crying?
M*A*S*H: Jamie, stop calling the girls "nurses" or "Hot Lips".
Team Fortress 2: OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
Facade: I'm the teacher, you can't just tell me that you think that I should leave.
Warriors: There are no cats allowed in the classroom!
Higurashi: For the last time, it isn't appropriate to make your friends dress in maid costumes every time they lose at cards.
My Little Pony: Stop saying your hooves hurt and knock it off with the nice act.
Google this real quick.
cloudlessavenue:
sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7) *(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
So my friend was talking to her little sister...
Bianca: Which one is that?
Me: That's Gabite.
Bianca: Is he evil?
Me: No pokemon were evil, just their trainers.
Bianca: Like meowth?
Me: meowth isn't evil.
Bianca: But his trainers were.
Me: His trainers were retarted, not evil.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Friend: *turns on the radio and flips Me off for discriminating against human nature and its attempt at communicating*