anxiouskoala:

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theeyeofthetigger:

“Lord of the flies”

I LAUGHED HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE AT THIS

(Source: powertoit)

AWWWW YEAAAAH IHAEWOFJAEWFAEWOIFKJEMWOGJVDFOVM

onehellofaneggplant:

shrineheart:

onehellofaneggplant:

shrineheart:

If virginity is such a special thing to be then how do virgins live with themselves when they become non-virgins?

I didn’t. I thought it would make my mom happy. You deal with whatever sadness you may be…

I really wish our schools would be fixated on the fact that sexuality is not a demonized subject. People are ignorant like hell when it comes to this stuff. I sure as hell am glad I’m not a virgin. I’m glad I can please my woman because I know what I am doing and am not fixated on the fact that I have yet to experience anything in order to know what I’m doing. Jesus christ my woman would be in turmoil had she met me when I was a virgin.

zimothy:

samtarly:

shoutout to fanfiction.net for having the same layout since the beginning of time

I can’t stop laughing because it’s true.

rattlecat:

shrineheart:

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

ask-the-unsuccess-ler:

thefuturepresidentandres:

jadezlmaria:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

…

I would love to have a survey done on the amount of people that think every response that sounds ‘serious’, ‘angry’, ‘upset’ or worthy of a ‘calm the fuck down’ response. Just to see the results. I find it hilarious ya’ll up in arms over what I said. XD I’m cackling my ass off over here. 

Long story short, I find it hilarious virgins call themselves unicorns. Despite all religions, you only get this life once. Sit down and laugh about it. 8D

(Source: suicidalvampire)

theelfowl:

g0blin:

fuck off

rob liefeld bird

(Source: ponycamp)

rattlecat:

shrineheart:

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

ask-the-unsuccess-ler:

thefuturepresidentandres:

jadezlmaria:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

N-Nothing…

EVAYO. I FUCKING LOVE YOU. LET ME RIDE YOU!

(Source: suicidalvampire)

shrineheart:

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

ask-the-unsuccess-ler:

thefuturepresidentandres:

jadezlmaria:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

N-Nothing wrong with being a unicorn…

Neigh neigh, motherfuckers

Rattles, you requested I reblog this…

Okay. First off. Unicorns are the worst symbol for virginity ever. They’re horny fucking horses.

Two. Horses are fucking sexually active creatures. They’re horny as fuck.

Three. Horses are deadly from both ends, crafty in the middle. Virgins are not.

Four. That unicorn above is having a damn seizure. I don’t like virgins who have seizures. Makes sex impossib—-oh wait.

Five. Depending on what you believe, Noah let the unicorns drown. OR they didn’t exist to begin with because unicorns are actually Oryxes mistaken for unicorns from the side.

Six. What is wrong with having sex. For serious. To me, if you’re a virgin, you don’t love anyone. I’m not talking the detailed complicated “well I’m not a sexual person”. No, no virgin is a very loose LOOSE term. No one is a virgin by that documentation and really, why would you want to be? You lose your virginity when you truly love a person. Shit man, God expects you to lose your virginity the minute you get a ring on your finger. GOD DOESN’T WANT YOU TO BE A VIRGIN.

That’s what I get out of this. And seven. Seriously. Seizure Horny Horses. Real virgins right there. I want 70 of THEM at the pearly gates, because I’d ride them motherfuckers all over the clouds like all the little girl coloring books said I could.

(Source: suicidalvampire)

thepsychoticgeek:

onehellofaneggplant:

eafme:

Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - God
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
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Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon 
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

Dude why the hell aren’t Jules Verne and H.P. Lovecraft on here. >.>

A much shorter list for me though I’m familiar with many of the stories on here by other means.

Can someone tell me why people think God wrote the Bible?

(Source: antoinetheswan)