You have no idea what you've gotten into.
Engaged Transman with an unhealthy obsession for ponies, stitchpunks, robot masters, dragons, hamburgers & steaks.

And poptarts. Dear lord the poptarts.

It is bedtime. Yes.



fucking french toast

ur supposed to eat it

Time for some serious Hearthstone.



a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers



true as fuck zodiac
aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini


good morning everyone i am here with


Shrine: *dumps Starbursts on bed. Starts picking out all the watermelons*

Me: Are you fucking taking all the Waterme—

Shrine: Yes—do you like the Watermelon?

Me: No. Take it all.

Shrine: Good. *Takes all the watermelons*